Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
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