Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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