We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
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We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
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Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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