The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
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Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
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Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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