my vag is so smooth its legendary
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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