So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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