1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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