Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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