He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
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