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Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
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Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
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All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
so much tequila, so little girl.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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