so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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