help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Randomize
