Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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