I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
You left your phone here
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