Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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