I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
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I need you to use more vowels.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
