Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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