Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
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Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
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I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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