so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I have already put on my inside pants.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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