He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
That reminds me...we need to get swords
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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