You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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