I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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