Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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