Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
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My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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