Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
