The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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