From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
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Go christen that room with your naked body.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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