they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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