I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
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I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
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I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
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