I wanna bring you to show and tell
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
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Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
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I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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