I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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