i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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