Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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