Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
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your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
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You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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