ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
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Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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