It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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