Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I intend to get homeless drunk
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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