I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
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His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
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We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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