Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
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Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
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If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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