Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Be still, my beating vagina.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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