Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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