I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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