No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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