So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
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I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
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Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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