I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
Randomize
