shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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