You surviving the open bar?
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I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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