We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
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I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
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So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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