Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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