Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I smell stomach acid.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
That accounts for only three of the penises
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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