did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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