OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
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you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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