i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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